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shiny objects

Friday, February 06, 2004


And now it's time for . . .

HOW TO BE WEIRD TO YOUR ADVANTAGE - featuring yours truely!

Lesson 479: Boy howdy, i'll tell ya. There is nothing worse than slaving in the kitchen over a batch of your favorite treat and discovering the next morning that your family members or friends have CONSUMED EVERY LAST MORSEL! It's awful! So much selfish effort reduced to naught by a pack of ravenous housemates! So here's what you do, gentle readers: buy a package of food coloring (green or blue works best) and add pigment liberally during cooking until your culinary creations resemble something excreted by an extraterrestrial. Voila! No one else will lay a finger on them!


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