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shiny objects

Friday, February 06, 2004


You know, our country is taking the Janet Jackson boobie scandal WAYYYYYY too seriously. In fact, a woman from Tennissee has appointed herself the head of moral police for our stately nation and launched a lawsuit against Janet, Justin, CBS, MTV, and Viacom(ambitious little prude, ain't she?). Apparently she sees it meet that over 80 million viewers receive compensation for being traumatized by "lewd and sexually explicit conduct."

Yeah. Whatever. Let the bitter old crone get her kicks were she can. Something tells me that one good orgasm would kill her.


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