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shiny objects

Tuesday, March 30, 2004


The Facts:

1. There is no such thing as Forever, Never, or Just This Once.

2. There is no such thing as No Strings Attached.

3. There is no such thing as Unconditional.

4. If you didn't pay for it, put it back or throw it out.

5. If it looks too good to be true, shut your eyes.

6. If you're the only one laughing, the joke's on you.

7. If you're the only one crying, see rule #3

8. Those who find an exception to rules #1 through #7 should adhere to rule #5.

9. Words lead to Notions, Notions to Beliefs, Beliefs to Actions, and Actions to Destiny - in short, keep your fat trap shut.

10. If you can't say it in 20 minutes, what makes you think you'll be able to say it in 120 minutes?


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