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shiny objects

Saturday, May 22, 2004


It's the same old dilemma: you're getting ready to go to a wild party where you'll be expected to both look sexy and dance prodigiously, and can't decide on an oufit. Should you wear the vinyl mini and risk sweating to death from residual body heat and flashing the crowd when you do your famous splits; or the denim capris, which look like something a special-ed teacher would wear on picture day, but would allow you freedom of motion? Stilettos-of-torment, or mary janes? Form or function?Decisions, decisions.




The obvious solution is to go naked. Problem solved.


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