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shiny objects

Wednesday, May 26, 2004


Latest accomplishment: Eyebrow ring on Nick. Oh yes, kids, i did a fabulous job putting that sucker in. You see, gentle readers, I aspire to someday do that for a living. You know, work my way through grad school.

The senior awards ceremony today was an utter waste of my time. Those bastards didn't even read ONE THIRD of the scholarships and awards i received this year. FUQTARDS! I can't help but assume that such an omission was the administrators' idea of punative action in regards to my showing up without the wig. Hmm. They are a pack of natty ass-hats. Very soon I shall leave this picky-dick down for better places, while they'll be stuck here for the rest of their malcontented, insignificant lives.




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