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shiny objects

Tuesday, June 22, 2004


How to freak out two stoned guys sitting across the table from you in Denny's

In five easy steps:


1. without attracting anyone's attention, palm a miniature creamer container.

2. grab a sharp fork

3. hold creamer container, still palmed, over eye. To an observer, it should appear that you're simply putting your hand in front of your eye.

4. Say "HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!!!"

5. Pierce the creamer container's lid with the sharp fork, allowing it's white, milky contents to drip down your face. Scream dramatically, as if you truely had enucleated yourself.


Guarenteed, you'll have them freaking out in no time.


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