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shiny objects

Tuesday, June 01, 2004


Theoretically, a slab of lard wrapped with strips of bacon fits into your low-carb dieting plan. Now there's food for thought.

I love anyone who can make me giggle. It's such a rare occurance - for me to laugh with abandon, without malevolence or spite - that I can't ignore the feat's significance. The sensation of true laughter fills me, soothing the psychic vacancies of a life misdirected.

"Gravity is for PUSSIES." --- Zane Johnsen

I'd rather have parents who are too distant, than parents who are crushingly overbearing and stringent.


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