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Tuesday, July 06, 2004


Things I Learned At The Beach Today:

- the ammount which a woman complains about her figure is directly proportional to said figure's desirability.

- no prop is more versitile or effective for spur of the moment humor than a clump of kelp.

- riptide, bad. sunscreen, good.

- there is a good reason for the expression "like rubbing salt in a wound."

- sand, previously thought to be an inanimate particulate amalgam, is in actuality a bacterium. It has the power to infiltrate any barrier before multipling at an exponential rate. No matter how much sand you remove from your shoe, there will always be more.

- if you ask the waiter to dance at Joes Crab Shack, he very well may do it.

- I like the Eagles

- I like Counting Crows

- I DON'T like seagulls


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