THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
Something important on your desk: my photo albums. therein lies documentation of love, travel, and friendship
If you could afford it at the moment, you would buy: 1)a really badass club, complete with the best sound system ever created, ambience lights and lasers in various shades of blue, a fountain, a fully stocked bar, and all assortments of blue couches, lounges, waterbeds, tuffets, and chaises to sit on. 2)a bodysuit of exquisite tattoos 3)vacations around the world 4)weekly massages, facials, manicures, and bikini waxes
Something you don't have a lot of: security and stability
If your house was burning and you could only save 3 items what would they be: my laptop, my stash, and my cd collection
MORALS
If there were no side effects, you would enjoy being addicted to: Sex
A time when you purposly hurt someone emotionally: seduced a friend's love interest to bring down her swiftly bloating ego a little bit
A time you accidentally hurt someone emotionally: Didn't tell my mom that my 13 year old brother had been smoking for some months before she caught him mid-puff. Unintentionally, I betrayed her.
One person you have killed in your thoughts: My dad.
FRIENDS:
Three traits you look for in a friend: intelligence, open-mindedness, passion
Who makes you laugh most often: Alec, Zane, or Cody
A friend who you can tell anything: Keith, Alyssa, Zane
A friend you can go to for advice: Keith, Mom, Zane
The best piece of advice you had been given: "Larkin, stop being such a pussy and show us what you got!"
The friend who uses most of your energy: Shadi
EGO
Your 3 best qualities: eloquence, cunning, charisma.
Your 3 worst qualities: psychological manipulation, chronic distrust, nymphomania.
Describe your Ideal self: poised, deliberate, and unafraid of everything
You are embarassed when: people think I'm much younger than I really am
The greatest physical pain you ever endured: potassium drip IV to restore my electrolytes. It hurts so much that you can feel every drop sliding through your veins, creeping into your tissue, wriggling and pulsing into the tissue of your organs
The greatest emotional pain you ever endured: my lover of almost a year and a half dumped me. Over email.
Moment you are most ashamed of: love interest A waltzing into my house and finding me asleep in bed with love interest B.
Your best physical feature: eyes, lips, neck/shoulders
Who/What makes you happy: A raring party, fabulous trance music, physical gratification with someone i'm close to, sushi, long walks through city streets, shopping
Who/what makes you sad: being told i can't fulfill my whims, injustice, being stabbed in the back
EMOTIONS
Emotion you hide most: rage. I'm apt to stifle it and wreak passive-agressive revenge later on
The emotion you tend to experience most: lust
One of your most tragic memories: extrodinarily heinous physical abuse during my adolescence at the hands of Mormon zealots.
One of your happiest memories: post-coital cuddling
One of your angriest memories: unearthing rumors about my sexual behavior
A memory that makes you laugh: John wearing my bra on his head and crowing like some kind of panty-snatching snipe
A memory that makes you happy: running around Toronto both on my own and in the company of a best friend
Something someone can say or do that you find extremely attractive: make full use of vocabulary, show kindness to someone/thing weaker than themselves, display confidance
Something someone can say or do that you find unattractive: Exhibit bad manners, swagger, torture animals
Two things appealing about people: weaknesses, passions
A personality trait you find appealing: a capacty for uninhibited joy
Your secret passion: Ceramics
What you enjoy most about having a committed relationship: regular sex, always having someone to hug at the end of the day, inside jokes
RELATING
A place where you want to have sex: a public bathroom
A strange place where you have had sex: an airplane
What music is on when you have sex, or is it the tv?: Hooverphonic, Paul Oakenfold, NIN, Orgy, Sneaker Pimps
Favorite song to have sex to: Orgy - slept so long without you
Describe your mate physicaly: build anywhere between average and very slender, hair either black or blonde, expressive eyes, soft lips, (if a girl) small breasts.
Describle your mate's personality: inquisitve, possessed of a sense of wonder for the world, adventurous, sexually experimental, confident, ambitious, affectionate, irreverent
You feel most attractive when: I'm dressed in a black outfit with flowing skirts and shocking stockings
Favorite thing you like to see your mate wear (clothing wise don't say naked): short skirts (girls) and button down shirts (guys)
What would you like your mate to do more of: i want someone who initiates intimacy as often as I do
FINALLY
If you had more time alone you would: practice more yoga
If you had more patience you would: become politically active
If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be: I'd get rid of all the baby fat on my body until i look as raw-hide taught as Sigourney Weaver in Alien Ressurection
If you had no committments what would you be doing: partying at night and sleeping off my hangovers until dusk, when i'd do it all again
If you could have one super power what would it be: telekinesis. very powerful telekinesis. you could kill people in really creative ways - crushing their heart, propelling their eyeballs back through their brain, that sort of thing.
If you could start all over....: I'd keep my damn mouth shut.
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