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shiny objects

Sunday, July 18, 2004


Twenty years or so from now, I think I'll go under the knife for a massive body rehaul.  Chin lift, liposuction, tummy tuck, ass . . . whatever it is they do to your ass.  (Yeah i just left that one wide open for jokes.  Don't even start, you bastards.)
 
I may be vain.  I may be massochistic.  But hey, neither one has had a negative effect on my personal life.  In all truth, plastic surgery is just another body modification - a modification markedly more extreme than piercing or tattooing or even scarification.
 


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