1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find the 4th sentence: "In this study of tattooing, I recognize the direction provided by other sociologists as a theoretical and conceptual terrain upon which a study of mody modification seen through a figurational perspective may be mapped."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? The leg of a Brishish man sleeping in my bed.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? I don't recall. I don't watch TV.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is. 3.50am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 3.42 am
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The soft respirations of a sleeping person
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 2 hours ago, I went outside to chat with Rebecca, my dear friend who lives down the hall.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? On the internet? Porn. Lesibian porn. S and M Lesbian porn.
9. What are you wearing? A thong and some chapstick
10. Did you dream last night? Yeah. I kept trying to sell my body to a clergyman.
11. When did you last laugh? A few seconds ago. I'm drunk.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Posters of Dali paintings, a pin-up girl, a few photos, xmas lights, hooks, stickers, chewing gum
13. Seen anything weird lately? A man talking on a cell phone about shooting George W Bush with a sling shot
14. What do you think of this quiz? Not bad.
15. What is the last film you saw? Monty Python's "the meaning of life"
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Tuition for grad school, plane tickets, a decent car and home
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I'm afraid of being dropped on the ground. Not heights. Not falling of my own accord. I'm TERRIFIED of someone picking me up and dropping me on the ground.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do? I would institute fantastic public transportation in the US
19. Do you like to dance? LOVE TO
20. George Bush: Is a muppet.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? I don't really want children, but Aspen or Jacob or Sarun sounds good.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Cyrus, Xenos, Thespus, Crispin, or Onix
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? YES. I'd love to live overseas!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "Dude! Hey man, what's up?! You wanna go smoke a bowl or something? I got me some fine-ass shit I'm willing to share with you for the rest of eternity . . ."
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