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shiny objects

Tuesday, March 08, 2005


"NO. No ribs."

"But, but . . . I thought that ribs were for her pleasure.

"No. They hurt."

"But it says on the box . . ."

"And my box says no."

"But . . ."

"Listen, the only women who enjoy that sort of thing are numb from the waist down and have steel-lined cootchie snortchers."


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