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shiny objects

Saturday, April 02, 2005


Books I plan on writing before I die:

1. Guide To Your Mom
2. 51 Things You Should Never Do With A Pickle (and two you should)
3. The Squid and I
4. Bitch or How Sandy Stole My Strap-on
5. The Big Book of Fuckin' Nothin'.
6. Butt-plugs, Burgers, and Barbiturates: The Secret Life of Grimace
7. Eroticize: Fast Fat-burning Fucking!
8. Crack Ho's I Have Known and Loved
9. Incarceration: The Buttery Back-door To Re-entry
10. The Whithered Road to Cocktown


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