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shiny objects

Monday, June 13, 2005


Ok, so I'm a dingleberry. I bitch all the time to my friends about how my blog traffic keeps going down and down and down, but forget to update for a week at a time. Forgive me. I'll be sure to post an evocative excuse when I fucking feel like it.

But for now, allow me to entertain you with . . .

THE LARKIN AND LARKIN FLYING NUDE CIRCUS!

This week only, at Bishopsgate - Having been some days in preparation, a splendid time is guarenteed for all!


Larkin and Larkin Flying Nude Circus is a registered trademark of Sicfuque Enterprises, as are all characters, lascivious trapeeze acts, and pasties portrayed therein. All celebrity likenesses are impersonated. Void where prohibited.

DISCLAIMER: Larkin and Larkin Flying Nude Circus is the latest in a centuries-old tradition of entertainment through brutal sensory stimulation. Sicfuque Enterprises accepts no responsibility for claims of damaged hearing, vision, morality, amniotic sac, sinus node, or hippocampus as a result of our patented light and sound display. Claims of damaged property as a result of uncontrolled loosening of bowels or bladder can be directed to the nearest elephant anus.

Step right up and get your tickets now for only $5.00 a head! (Which means half price for ladies!)


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