Monday, August 29, 2005
As with most porns, Hardcore Hospital presents a flat, undeveloped plot before the characters start getting cornholed. It goes a little something like this: Dr. Date, the head doctor of Date Hospital, has found the most effective medical treatment known to man. And the best part is, it's all natural!
Sakuya, a fresh-faced virgin with extremely perky tits, joins Dr. Date's team of Special Nurses. Naturally, Dr. Date begins to show an unhealthy interest in his new employee. When the two of them are alone, she confides in him that becoming a nurse, and thereby following in her mother's footsteps, is her lifelong dream.
Dr. Date shows his sympathy by tying Sakuya to a gynecological exam table and cutting off her panties.
He then proceeds to romance her back-door with a series of sinister monochrome rods . . .
. . . advises her in proper enema use . . .
. . . and orders her to shit in a pan.
Some other nonsensical plot-like activity occurs, but only for a minute or two. Soon enough, Sakuya's back in Dr. Date's office, listening attentively to his captivating pearls of wisdom.
Never have I seen a hentai combine rugged ass-play and the systematic shaming of teenaged girls with such craftsmanship. Hardcore Hospital is the perfect video for a steamy evening with that special minor in your life, or destroying the morale of war prisoners.
I give it the following ratings on a ten star scale:
Scary bondage: ***
Anal abuse: *********
Youthful indiscretion: **********
Body fluid (by volume) *******
Tentacles: ** (I feel I should include Dr. Date's pulsating member)
Screeching females: ******
Humiliation **********
Fat Japanese businessmen ****
FINAL VERDICT: As sexually satisfying as watching Poltergeist II and your dad's colonoscopy simultaneously.
