shiny objects

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Brain Stew
or
I Feel Pretty

I've been awake since Monday morning. It's now Thursday afternoon. But that isn't the point.

The point is that I want to become a drag queen. Why? So I can have the "truly unique sensation of having natural feminine breasts," because "life is too short to miss this truly amazing experience."

And don't forget the Sexy Lady Transformation Mask. Finally, the secret to becoming a gorgeous girl in seconds:

Instantly transform yourself into a beautiful sexy woman with this quality female face mask.

Made from soft skin-like latex, it comes fully made-up with glamorous long black eyelashes, sexy eye make-up, red luscious lips, blusher, etc etc.

Ideal for transforming yourself in seconds, or for transvestites with bushy eyebrows, beards, moustaches etc.

This deluxe version comes complete with a long and gorgeous natural feminine wig attached, and fully made up with permanent make-up. Become a gorgeous girl in an instant!

What have I been doing with my life? All these years as a woman, trying to perfect what I had, when I could have just gone out and bought it!