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shiny objects

Sunday, December 11, 2005


"If you're going to be my personal lackey, I demand total compliance. No questions. You just do it."

"Ok."

"When I say 'jump,' you say what?"

"Um, how high?"

"NO." *slap* "You just fucking JUMP, and you hope that it's damned well high enough."

"Oh, I see."

"Now get me a cup of tea. With milk and sugar."

"One lump or two?"


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