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Tuesday, December 20, 2005


Man, my hit count is going down again. Goddamnit. I miss the good old days (i.e. last week) when I used to break 200, 300, easy.

What we need around here is another scandal. Not a doozy - just enough of a scandal to keep the concerned and irate public banging on my door. I do wish I could think of one. If any of you gentle readers has a suggestion, please do put it in the comments section.


Maybe I should make jokes about people with Down syndrome next. Or how about hare lips? Or maybe congenital fugliness not otherwise specified (CFNOS). Or maybe perpetual jerk disorder (from which I suffer).

An ge lm an 's Su ck s!


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