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Thursday, December 01, 2005


Sincere Contrition
or
Fuck, Can't We Move On To Something More Entertaining?


I am honestly very sorry that I made the Angelman's post. I'm never going to write anything like that ever again.

Not only has it attracted a host of jackals more vituperative and ill-mannered than myself, but it has sparked the MOST base and foolish flurry of arguments I have EVER seen on a blog.

Now I ask you, how can anyone expect to look better than me when he makes ad hominem statements such as

Are you a girl or a boy? I saw that picture of you with blue hair. Regardless, you are one ugly SOB. Seriously though, if you could post to your readers explaining what sex you are, I would be most appreciative.


Aren't you guys trying to be the better man?

And frankly, it's all getting a little dull. But please, keep giving my blog address to other concerned parents. The traffic simply can't be beat! I've wanted my whole life to attract this much attention, and now you're giving it to me - for free!


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