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Tuesday, December 20, 2005


Spell Check Is For Pussies
or
I NEVER LEARNED TO REEEEEEEAD!


That's right, bitches. I am a horible speller. Of all my collage friends, I am probably the wrost. Why? Because I don't care. Sure, I could proofread my work and correct my mistakes, but why bother? I am libirated. As long as the message is legible, I feal that prefect spelling is just a fussy formality. It sloes me down. If I woried about spelling, my prose would loose its spontinaetey. And isn't that off-the-cuff, madcap ranting what your heare four?

Not too menshion that The Bard himself never cairred much for standerdizd spehling. Haha! If he can do it, so can I.

Furthermor, I refuse to submitt to the patriarichal systims that constrane our modern language. As a womyn, I reserve the rite to reject convenshional spellings in faver of a more dienamic fonetic methode. My feminin creetivity will NOT be supresed.

So, gentil reeders, if you stil have a problim with my spelling, kindlee direct you're coments to the nearest elephant anus. That is all. Goode eve.


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