Saturday, December 24, 2005
Lovingly whipping out the bottom 40, progressive-house, darkwave-industrial-trance, break-beat-jungle-drum-and-bass, psywave-acid-jazz-fusion-trip-hop remixes of your favorite goa-ravecore hits, and 80's pop
Doors open at 9pm, $10 at the grid, ladies free till midnight. $2 call-it-what-you-wills until 1am.
Reviews of DJ MiXTReSS LaRQuiNNE:
"doof. doof. doof. doof. doof, doof, doof, doof, doof-doof-doof-doof . . ."
-some acid-head by the club's back door
"MIxTRess LaRQuiNNE can turn any club into a churning melee of bass-induced frenzy."
-Groupie McSlutten, Wanque MegaZine
"I had a spontaneous orgasm when she played her original remix of the "My Little Pony" theme-song. Then my eyes bled. It was ok, I guess."
-DJ Spangle
"She hooked up with me once. She's got a real obsession with the, uh . . . you know . . . the . . . yeeeahh, uh-huh. WHAT? It's not like I did it for any reason other than she wanted me to! Oh. Oh, yeah, she's a pretty good DJ. Nice rack."
-Leonardo DeCreprio
"Her music makes me want to live like common people. And throw bar-stools."
- Charming Sickophant
