Friday, December 30, 2005
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Instant Amazon
I never expected to shop for stripper shoes, but here I am, in a Harwin clothing boutique for "professional exotic dancers." Goddamn. All I have to say is: how do Bambi and LaToya climb a brass pole in these things?
That's an 8 inch platform heel on each of these little numbers. They made me approximately six feet tall. I was so intimidating that I couldn't walk. If only they'd had more ankle support, I would have bought them!
