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Thursday, December 08, 2005


A Watched Clutch Never Hatches
or
See No Monkey - Part Deux (The Awakening)


THEY'RE ALIVE, gentle readers. ALIVE. Boy oh boy, am I glad that I didn't donate the "failed" Sea Monkey juice to the National Trust (i.e. the Thomas Crapper memorial museum). Because, you see, they have HATCHED.

At last. A tank of brine shrimp.

*turns to Micro-view Ocean Zoo (R)* Hellooo, little shrimples. How are we squirming today? My you're the hungry ones, aren't you? Look at you, snapping your chitinous mandibles at each other. What zeal!

Oh, now now, Flippy; play nice. Don't disembowel your neighbor. Keep your segments to yourself.

And in time, I will selectively breed an aquatic attack force the likes of which has never been seen before! Loyal only to me! Ruthless! All I have to do is awaken their hunger for mammal blood . . .


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