Monday, February 06, 2006
or
Give Him an Inch, and He'll Take Forty Feet of Hemp Rope
For your enjoyment, gentle readers, I submit two pictures from the Alternative Lifestyles Association's latest workshop on recreational rope-binding. Behold, your authress trussed like a freshly slain doe. Zounds! And who to hold the leash but my favorite maniac, Kay.
Ah, check out that handiwork. Yeah, my shoulders are hyperextended, but it doesn't hurt me.
Don't try this at home - unless you come to meetings and learn the right way to do it. It would be easy to give your playmate rope burn or nerve damage if you didn't know what you were doing.
