shiny objects

hello, larkin my name is Pseudo Nym. I'm fairly new to myspace. To be honest I wasn't interested in making friends just yet until I work my profile, but I've been lookin around at other people's profiles, and iIsaw yours earlier today and was like nah I'm not going to look, but here I am lookin' now and you sound ....interesting . I would love to hear from you.

I'm thrilled that you found my self-aggrandizing pleas for attention stimulating.

To see grainy web-cam pictures of my tits, press 1. To hear me read my latest poem about self-mutilation, press 2 now. For a juvinile treatise on my suspected psychological ailments, press 3. If you want to proposition me for sexual favors, press 4. To hear me sing a Christina Aguilera song in the shower, press 5 now. To leave a massage, just stay on the line, and one of our operators will assist you.

I jest.

I would have something more interesting to say - perhaps something personally relevent to the both of us - but your profile leaves me with little material. So you're a scorpio, eh? Me too.

Um, that's it. Yeah. For now. Hope to talk to you soonish.

-Larkin

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