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shiny objects

Tuesday, May 09, 2006


Freaks and Icons
or
Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here


Just in time for summer, I have created a guide to my desktop. You know, in case anyone ever needs to use my computer. (Like I'd ever let you near it. The really good pr0n is hidden for a reason, jackass.)

But in all seriousness, I have discovered that most people find my system of organization - i.e. total chaos - somewhat perplexing. Hopefully these helpful diagrams will set you straight.

DESKTOPIA, a topographical view

Lower Right Corner

Lower Center

The Icon Sea, part I

The Icon Sea, part II

The Icon Sea, part III
(Advanced users only)


Remember to wear your mosquito repellant. This WILL be on the final.


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