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Tuesday, May 16, 2006


No Shortage Of Cactus
or
A Bungalo Built For Two


I've relocated, gentle readers, to Killeen, Texas, just outside the gates of Fort Hood. Why? To be with my new husband until he deploys in July. I won't go into great detail at the moment, but consider yourself updated. Here's the CNN version:

- There is a lot of cactus in central Texas
- The chocolate-brown carpet was in style when they installed it, but when they installed it, it wasn't chocolate-brown. JUST KIDDING!
- Men in uniform everywhere. Am I dead?
- Women in uniform everywhere. See above.
- Transexuals in droves, as far as the eye can see.
- Not really.
- Jack Daniels is a liar and a cheat. If anyone sees him wandering around, tell him I'm waiting up late for him to come home.
- Scrabble is my bitch.
- GOOSENECK!
- Guard Duty: not just for bleary-eyed soldiers anymore.
- Cheap Argentinian real estate is where it's at.
- Thrice rocks very large balls. Corn syrup does not.
- The human crotch is the warmest object in the solar system.

That is all. More updating when Zack's not home. Bonus: videos of me trying on all of his clothing! Anything to keep you sick bastards happy.


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