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shiny objects

Friday, August 25, 2006


A Cake Too Far, Redux
or
Crazy Beautiful Transgirl Seeks Ricecake Stud


It is a sad and desperate thing, gentle readers, that my ebay ad was removed before the bidding closed. I was so hoping to make $2.50 off of my partially used foodstuffs. Too bad, also, that the bidding war raged exclusively between my husband and my mother.

But no matter. The cake has RETURNED. And this time, it is stronger, sleeker, sassier.

And it has a penis. Or should I say, I have a penis. Such is the magic of Craigslist. Thank god for the internet!

As always, gentle readers, I shall keep you abreast of any replies that reach my inbox, along with whatever pictures the eligable bachelors have sent along as well. Poor fools. I hope they understand the full extent of what "Ricecake Friendly" means.

For now, we play the waiting game . . .


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