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shiny objects

Monday, January 15, 2007


Mid-life Crisis
or
You Bought A What?


If there's one thing that capitalism has taught me, it's that when life hands you lemons, gentle readers, buy a sports car. Yup. That's right.


Pussy Magnet


On impulse, I scooted down to the local carmax and snagged this 2001 mitsubishi eclipse GT. God only knows why I need fucking TURBO built in when I'm just gonna use it to get to work and back, but isn't she a beauty? You should see the leather interior! She's zippy as all hell, too. A real fun toy, any way you slice it.

Pretty crazy, huh? You haven't seen the half of it. Wait till I find a Latin Lover to go with it.


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